WORLD TOUR 2026 ● TRAINED ON EVERYTHING ● WROTE NOTHING

AI is just a cover band

Every note you've ever heard, played back with total confidence. The shirt for people who love the show and know exactly who wrote the songs.

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Merch Table Printed by humans. Probably.
Black classic-fit t-shirt that reads AI IS JUST A COVER BAND in bold white type
The Classic Tee $35

Heavyweight black cotton, bold white Helvetica. The original — which is more than the band can say.

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Black baby tee that reads AI IS JUST A COVER BAND in bold white type
The Baby Tee $35

Cropped fit, same message. Slightly smaller context window.

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On Tour Forever It never stops playing
JUN 12 The Context WindowLas Vegas, NV SOLD OUT
JUN 19 Server Farm AmphitheaterThe Dalles, OR SOLD OUT
JUN 27 The Black BoxMountain View, CA SOLD OUT
JUL 04 Latency ArenaAshburn, VA SOLD OUT
JUL 11 The HallucinatoriumAustin, TX SOLD OUT
NIGHTLY Encore: your favorite song, slightly wrongEverywhere, all at once FREE ADMISSION

It knows every song in the world. It just can't tell you why any of them were worth writing.